Their hookup format worked on us that day. Guys, please be careful out there, especially when you're drunk.
On September 28, 2019, my best friend and I were chilling and gaming. Around 10 PM, we decided to go out for drinks. We usually walk and Uber back since we live close to the spot, but my friend insisted on driving, which was fine. Anyway, it was a short drive from Morningside to Newscafe Sandton.
We arrived and started drinking, but the place wasn't vibey. Around 12, we decided to head next door to Taboo. When we got there, the place was buzzing, and Queen Twerk (Faith Nketsi) was performing on stage. We settled in at the bar. After a few beers, I went to the loo. On my way back, I bumped into a very sexy hookup girl, greeted her, and she showed no resistance. We had a pretty interesting convo, I pulled her close, and we started kissing until one of her friends tapped her on the shoulder. We separated and exchanged numbers.
At this point, I'm super drunk, the music is loud, and the blue lights are doing their thing. When I got back to the bar, I found my friend chilling with two ladies. I greeted them and sat down. These girls weren't drinking anything; they looked sober. My friend pulled me close and said, "I've been talking to these ladies while you were gone, and they agreed to leave with us. Are you game?".
Intoxicated and horny, who am I to decline hot chicks? I agreed, and he told them we should leave. We left, and he drove straight to the Engen filling station on Rivonia Road because we needed to get some supplies. When we got there, he hopped out of the car, and before I could open the door, the chick I was sitting with in the back pulled me in and started kissing me. Meanwhile, her friend went into the store with my friend. We got to the house, rolled joints, opened a bottle of gin, and continued drinking.
Now it's around 4 AM, the hun pulls me to the bedroom and we leave the other couple at the lounge. Shit, it's about to go down. I'm super excited. We start kissing and undressing. She pushes me to the bed, takes my pants off, and starts giving me head. I don't wanna lie, her head was insane; I had to hold on tight to the sheets. She opened the condom while giving me the best head I've ever had. She stopped and put the condom on, then left me lying on the bed to get water. I waited for her while playing with myself. She came back, opened her bag, and pulled out a pill, broke it in half, and told me it's ecstasy, but I refused to take it because I don't do drugs. She took it with water and came back to bed, sat on IT, and started riding. This girl was an expert. She completely blew me away that I got lost. Then when she was sure she had achieved a very intense atmosphere, she pressed my cheeks, and I opened my mouth and she started spitting inside my mouth. I noticed after swallowing that the saliva had a funny taste and was less viscous than normal saliva. She's been holding the water inside her mouth all along. Wicked hookup format.
My friend on the other side, since he's from Durban, took the pill willingly because she told him it was ecstasy. Ah! Trust any hookup girl to your own peril.
I noticed that I was slowly fading while she was on top, but thought maybe I was too drunk and high. The last thing I remember was hearing my phone ring, and then I blacked out.
These girls cleaned the house. They took everything they could carry: two laptops, a PlayStation, six pairs of sneakers, clothes, cellphones, our alcohol, 15 grams of boss cheese, took my friend's bank card since they had his PIN (she got the PIN at the filling station), and requested an Uber with his phone because mine had a password instead of a fingerprint. We ordered KFC before going out, and they took that too, greedy hoes!
They were so smart that they went to my friend's banking app to increase his daily limits and cleaned the account in four different locations around Joburg north. Then they came back to Sandton to take a Gautrain to Pretoria.
My friend and I slept for at least 36 hours straight, from Sunday morning to Monday afternoon. A colleague came through, asked the security at the gate to let him in to check on us because he couldn't get a hold of us. He and the security came and found us unconscious, and they called an ambulance. We woke up at the hospital.
On Tuesday, we went to the Morningside police station to open a case. When we got there, we told everything, and the stupid officers laughed at us while writing the statement and told us that they would send forensics to collect evidence, including camera footage. We waited, but they never showed up. Instead, they sent us the case number two weeks later.
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